...there's an awful lot of talk about what the seven planets in the Trappist system should be called.
I have a suggestion...and no this is not a joke.
Obviously? They have to be named after types of beer.
You laugh, but it's now looking more and more likely that the entire reason humans invented agriculture in the first place was to make beer. I don't even like the stuff, but I still acknowledge that it's important.
Trappist Ale is considered one of the best kinds of beer on the planet. (I tried it. I still didn't like it).
Besides, it'll be fun to speculate about who's living on Guinness.
What about it?