I'm still British enough to let out a tiny little squee at the prospect of another little royal - yeah, Will and Kate are expecting their first.
And sympathetic enough to feel sorry for Kate, who apparently has morning sickness so bad she had to be hospitalized and given fluids. Blech. Poor woman. I've been pretty sick from food poisoning, but never that sick.
(And yes, I know, most of you don't care, but it does still matter to me).