My desktop weather app is stuck. It claims it is 91 outside.
It's 102. I was GOING to go to Borders to claim cheap books, but I don't think it's worth the potential health risk of walking seven blocks. Yes, I'm fit and healthy and consider it a health risk to walk seven blocks in this weather. That is how insane it is.
In fact, I just checked the heat index.
Just shoot me now. Maybe I should just give up and go jump in the pool.