Don't do it...

...just don't.

Read to the second page of this article. (Note: It contains words that make it NSFW). Read down.

Anyone who has ever watched a bad horror movie or read a mediocre horror book is going to immediately get why I say...just don't do it.

In other news, the band Steppenwolf has now received a very odd astronomical honor. Okay. I am sure they weren't thinking of the band, but I sure am.