Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?

...and don't you have too many legs.

I won't show pictures here without warning, but a new genus of spiders in Columbia have been named Stormtropis.

Why?

Because they are all the same size. Their remarkable uniformity made somebody think of clone troopers, I guess...

So, yeah.

Stormtrooper spiders.

They're "bald legged" spiders, which are closely related to tarantulas,

Oh, and they're also kind of clumsy.

Don't worry, though. They're completely harmless.

But then again, we've seen how Stormtroopers shoot...